The Colonel's Roller Derby Roundup » Hotrod Honeys

Bosses v Sirens Preview

Phil Arnold — Sat, 16 May 2009 02:59:10 +0000

The Houston Roller Derby will present a double header on Saturday at Kicks Indoor Soccer and Gym, 611 Shepherd Drive in Houston, Texas.

In one double header bout, the Psych Ward Sirens will skate against the Bayou City Bosses in what has turned out to be the biggest rivalry of the league. Last year the Bayou City Bosses lost to the Sirens during the regular season, but turned around and won the 2008 championship bout. In 2007, the Psych Ward Sirens lost to the Bosses during the regular season, but turned around and won their championship bout against the Bosses. This rivalry has been fiercely competitive even before the Bosses contended with the Sirens the last two years for the league championship.

The Psych Ward Sirens feature Mistilla the Killa, DeMentia and Jekyll and Heidi as top jammers for this explosive team. Top blockers include Panty Raider, Carmen Geddit, and Tex Offender. Top jammers for the Bayou City Bosses include Death By Chocolate, Miss Lead, and Holla Pain Yo. Some of the top blockers on this very powerful blocking team include Nawty Dread Knocks, Goldie BloXX, and Becky Booty.

In the other bout of the night the HRD Burlesque Brawlers will host Texas Rollergirls’ Hotrod Honeys. The Hotrod Honeys are arguably the best league championship team in Texas, especially after winning the Southern Brawl tournament in San Antonio last October. Although the Burlesque Brawlers will be skating short a few skaters because of injuries, the Brawlers have a real surprise for Houston derby fans. They will be bringing back some retired skaters to skate this bout only. Catazon, Mary Choppins, and Chicken are scheduled to skate for the Brawlers at this time.

Top jammers for the Brawlers include Speedo, Savage Rose, and Chainsaw Chic. Featured blockers include Sinister Sista, Starr Doom, and Brat Poison. The Hotrod Honeys will counter with star jammers Rice Rocket, Morphine, and Lucille Brawl. Top blockers on this solid team blocking squad from Austin include Vicious van GoGo, Shank, and Cat Tastrophe.

Doors open at Kicks at 6 p.m. with the first bout scheduled to start at 7 o’clock. Tickets are $12 in advance and $15 at the door. To purchase tickets online and get more information on this bout and on Houston Roller Derby please visit their web site at http://houstonrollerderby.com/.

Rosters are subject to change on the day of the event due to illness or injury.

Psych Ward Sirens: Brand-Aid, Candy Codeine, Copperhead, Carmen Geddit, DeMentia, Hot Rod Bettie, Ivana B. Sedated, Jekyll and Heidi, Mistilla “The Killa”, Panty Raider, Punitive Damage, Scarlet O’Hurtya, Sick Nick, and Tex Offender. Bench personnel include Dirty Sanchez and Domin8TRIX.

Bayou City Bosses: Nawty Dread Knocks, Becky Booty, Miss Lead, Rebel Ann, Goldie BloXX, Dailey Beatings, Blindside, Tammityville Horror, BoBituary, Legzabitionist, Babyface Assassin, Holla Pain Yo, Kiki Mojo, and Death By Chocolate. Bench personnel: Hellabama.

Burlesque Brawlers: Starr Doom, Savage Rose, Speed O, Wreck Hell Welch, Tempestua, Bush Wacker, Chainsaw Chic, Princess Prozac, Brat Poison, Scar Wars, Sinister Sista, Catazon, Chicken, and Mary Choppins. Bench Personnel: Claudia Van Damage, Private Been Jammin, Creeping Beauty, and Major Mayhem.

Hotrod Honeys: Cat Tastrophe, Morphine, Lucille Brawl, Rice Rocket, Vicious Van GoGo, Shank, RadioActive, ICandye, Voodoo Doll, Dilla, Bang Crosby, Misti Molotov and Crackerjack; Dagger Deb-Bench Manager.

Phil Arnold,
Roller Derby Is Sport

ColonelPod #27 – Texas Roller Girls Championship

bshirley — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:57:16 +0000

Hell Marys Take the Title

70 Hot Rod Honeys – 79 Hell Marys
78 Hustlers – 25 Honky Tonk Heartbreakers

The Colonel checks in from Marfa after a stop in Austin for the Texas Roller Girls’ Championship – Hell Marys win. He discusses a controversial loss of jammer-insignia while skating.

Despite the use of 1970s technology, it’s almost comprehensible.

thecolonel@colonelpod.com

ColonelPod #12 – HaRD Knocks Review

bshirley — Tue, 08 May 2007 20:42:00 +0000

A review of the May 6, 2007 HaRD Knocks v Austin’s Hotrod Honeys.

HaRD Knocks 97
Hotrod Honeys 133

ColonelPod #11 – Austin Bout Preview

bshirley — Sat, 05 May 2007 14:48:35 +0000

The HaRD Knocks travel team from Houston Roller Derby goes to Austin to take on the Hot Rod Honeys. The Colonel pics an outcome in that game.

http://www.txrollergirls.com/

Hard Knocks in Austin This Weekend

bshirley — Thu, 03 May 2007 20:53:43 +0000

The Colonel and I already have our tickets. Hope we see you there…

The Houston Roller Derby Travel Team (HaRD Knocks) is playing the Austin Hot Rod Honeys this Sunday in Austin! Come out, support H-Town, and enjoy the bout! Get your tickets now at www.txrollergirls.com because with all the folks coming from Houston they might sell out!

Houston Roller Derby’s HaRD KNOCKS travel team consists of some of our toughest and fastest skaters… These are the women who compete against other WFTDA leagues across the nation. Fourteen of these dedicated ladies head to Austin this weekend, Sunday May 6, 2007, to take on one of Austin’s top ranked teams.

Becky Booty 866
Beth Threat 23
Beverly Kills 90210
Carmen Geddit 37
Death By Chocolate 69
DeMentia 13
Flame Rage 747 (co-captain)
Goldie Bloxx 007
Mary Choppins 2112
Miss Lead 22
MISTILLA `the killa’ 16oz
Nawty Dread Knocks 422
Prosecutor 35
Sick Nick 7-eleven (captain)

Who’s who? Check out the picture on flickr with notes for each of the girls traveling to Austin.