The Colonel’s Roller Derby Roundup

[Edit: The Colonel didn't start this week, but should start next week]TOMORROW, Tuesday (5/20) will mark my debut performance of my weekly radio show on Marfa Public Radio, our excellent NPR affiliate out here in West Texas and next door to City Hall here in Marfa.

I’ll mostly be playing R&B tracks from the 70’s but also playing some hearty 80’s and 90’s Texas rock plus some Mexican rock crossover stuff from past and present. I will be the only live late night DJ on the air and my show will run weekly from 11PM-1AM CST on Marfa Public Radio.

Great news for all you computer nerds- the show and station are streamable at www.marfapublicradio.org Hopefully some of y’all will opt to listen as the studio is equipped with double turntables in addition to CD and cassette. I will be bringing bits and pieces of my extensive 45 and LP collection that I don’t get the pleasure of listening to nearly enough.

Feel free to call in to the station while I’m in the booth at 432-729-4578. I’m planning on a five to ten year lifespan for this show.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

(10) Bay Area Derby Girls - 99
(24) HaRD Knocks - 54

(11) Rose City Roller Girls - 154
(24) HaRD Knocks - 44

Sunday, May 11, 2008

(12) Minnesota Roller Girls - 97
(24) HaRD Knocks - 83

(–) OC Roller Girls - 76
(24) HaRD Knocks - 97

(These are UNOFFICIAL scores. The number in brackets is the teams
WFTDA ranking.)

Here’s a review of the 2007 Knockout bout vs Austin’s Heartbreakers. It was recorded and released just after the bout in June of 2007.

The Heartbreakers are about to visit again, so I thought you might want to re-listen.

 

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We’ve been super busy, and haven’t had time for a proper post-April podcast, so this one is going to have to fill in.

I talked to the Colonel briefly, but he didn’t make much of the podcast, only a cameo at the end.

April Bouts

126 Hell Marys (Austin)
83 Sirens

75 Bosses
37 Brawlers

 

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hrd

Many derby girls who didn’t travel to the California Fundraiser Event: Roll for a Cure, spent their Saturday at the 2008 Art Car Parade, with an estimated attendance of 200,000 people.

Play Spot the Derby Girl…

(Houston Art Car Parade 2008)

This Sunday at Verizon Wireless Theater, Houston derby fans will have a chance to see their champions skate against the Texas Rollergirls’ champions. The Texas Rollergirls are the fourth-rannked team nationally, although they beat the third-ranked team the last time they played them by more than 60 points. This means the visiting Hell Marys are a really good, all star-laden team that will likely be favored over the Psych Ward Sirens.

The difference I believe can be the fans of Houston, being loud and proud of their Houston Roller Derby skaters. Sunday night in Austin, I was talking with one of the skaters who last year was in Houston at the Governor’s Cup. I asked her why she was so hyper at the end of the bout against Houston and she said, “Have you ever been booed by 2,000 fans?” Well, I don’t think there were 2,000 fans that night, and I don’t think every fan was booing her, but that was her perception.

In a way, I think this is a compliment to the Houston fans. They were loud and very supportive of their hometown skaters. I think the Hell Marys, especially their younger players, have not played in a large venue like Verizon Wireless Theater. And they certainly don’t know how loud and crazy the Psych Ward Sirens fans can be at Verizon. Throw in some support from other league fans, and I think the fans can help make a 20- or 30-point difference by encouraging their home team skaters.

That’s just my opinion of course, but I hope all you Houston fans will make the special effort to show up and support your local team and show the folks from Austin just how great the Houston fans are.

Phil Arnold,
Austin, Texas

The Colonel and Bill Shirley prognosticate about the 2008 Houston Roller Derby season. The Colonel records the whole podcast with a mouthful of dip.

The Colonel
1. Psych Ward Sirens
2. Burlesque Brawlers
3. Bayou City Bosses
4. Machete Betties

Bill Shirley
1. Psych Ward Sirens
2. Bayou City Bosses
3. Burlesque Brawlers
4. Machete Betties

2007 Rankings
Sirens
Bosses
Brawlers
Betties

2006 Rankings
Sirens
Brawlers
Bosses
Betties

thecolonel@colonelpod.com

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Battling Babes

They’re tough, yet flirty. Aggressive, but sassy. And they’d knock you to the ground in a heartbeat without so much as a blink or an apology. Well, at least on the skating rink they would.

They’re the women of the Houston Roller Derby (HRD) league, and with the 2008 season underway, they’re putting Houston on the map as a new hot spot for this retro sport.

Established in 2005, HRD (Houstonrollerderby.com) is growing just as much in its participation as it is in its popularity and fan base. The league includes four teams, each with its own tough-girl title. There’s the Bayou City Bosses, Burlesque Brawlers, Machete Betties, Psych Ward Sirens and the all-star HaRD Knocks. The skaters also come with intimidating monikers like Goldie Bloxx, Rosie the Ribhitter and Wreck Hell Welch.

During the 2008 season, which runs from March to September, teams battle each other, as well as other Texas teams. Home matches, or bouts, are held at least once a month at downtown’s Verizon Wireless Theater.
You might be surprised by the athletes you’d see bashing each other on the rink. “We have skaters from every type of background, including housewives, lawyers, IT consultants, graduate students, massage therapists, photographers, teachers and scientists,” said “Carmen Geddit,” HRD interleague director and one of five Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) representatives for the league. “You’d be amazed at the variety of women who are interested in playing a full-contact sport.”

Geddit said HRD skaters train three to four times a week to stay in shape for the grueling bouts. Houston area women are invited to join a recreational league to learn about the sport, train with HRD skaters and get a solid workout. Just be sure to bring your helmet and knee pads.

—Clair Maciel, www.healthandfitnessmag.com

Clicking onto the Chron.com’s main site today, I notice that the Houston Roller Derby is right up top.